he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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