i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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