You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Randomize
