I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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