I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.