after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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