Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
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I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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