you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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