Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
That accounts for only three of the penises
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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