Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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