so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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