she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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