Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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