if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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