I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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