so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand