I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
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You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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