i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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