Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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