My room smells like vodka and shame
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
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Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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