We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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