suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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