Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
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This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.