is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.