I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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