so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Randomize
