soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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