Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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