The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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