Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
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We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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