i may or may not be watching the land before time
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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