Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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