Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
