How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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