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(404): View more from Georgia

Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.

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(407): View more from Florida

Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.

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(410): View more from Maryland

i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.

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(440): View more from Ohio

i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...

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(682): View more from Texas

Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance

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(515): View more from Iowa

You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included

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(206): View more from Washington

Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?

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