my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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