i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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