He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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