is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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