Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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