why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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