so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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