Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
she peed on how many people?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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