i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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