This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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