The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
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Please. i have SOME standards
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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