I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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