Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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