Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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