wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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