He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Randomize
