Sry I called you an 8
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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