Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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