i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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