They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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