Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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