It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
i think i just lost a toe
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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